- Feed and change pants/outfit Newborn, put him in Boppy.
- Feed and change pants/outfit Toddler, turn on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
- Grab some caffeine for yourself and hurriedly get yourself dressed before either child starts crying.
- Change Newborn's pants again.
- Change Toddler's pants again and find him a different shirt because he somehow got sticky while you were getting dressed.
- Feed Newborn again.
- Make 3 trips to the car to take the Toddler, Newborn and all their crap down to the car.
- Bring the Newborn back into the house to change his pants since he took a giant poop in the car.
- Change Newborn's outfit once you realize the extent of the poop.
- Load him back into the car-seat and return him to the car.
- Finally leave the house...
Total time: 2 hours 30 minutes
Time spent on errands: 35 minutes
Doesn't seem worth it does it?